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Aren’t you amazed at the number of emails in your inbox with the crisp ‘FWD’ suffix…from friends who forward anything and everything, even without hiding the details of the source or the other addresses…

Well, if you pay a little attention, there is lot of humour/important messages in those SIMPLY FORWARDED mails that can make one’s day.

Here are some samples!!

[Disclaimer; the original sources are not known. ‘Creators’, please excuse]

‘SALTY’ Facts

60 (yes, 60) uses for/of common salt

Culled from the Internet; facts not verified) by P.S.Vaidyanathan

You may not realise it, but the simple table salt has several uses other than seasoning your food.

The list below gives you 60 uses of salt, many of which you may not know:
1. Soak stained hankies in salt water before washing.
2. Sprinkle salt on your shelves to keep ants away.
3. Soak fish in salt water before descaling; the scales will come off easier.
4. Put a few grains of rice in your salt shaker for easier pouring.
5. Add salt to green salads to prevent wilting.
6. Test the freshness of eggs in a cup of salt water; fresh eggs sink; bad ones float.
7. Add a little salt to your boiling water when cooking eggs; a cracked egg will stay in its shell this way.
8. A tiny pinch of salt with egg whites makes them beat up fluffier.
9. Soak wrinkled apples in a mildly salted water solution to perk them up.
10. Rub salt on your pancake griddle and your flapjacks won’t stick.
11. Soak toothbrushes in salt water before you first use them; they will last longer.
12. Use salt to clean your discoloured coffee pot.
13. Mix salt with turpentine to whiten you bathtub and toilet bowl.
14. Soak your nuts in salt brine overnight and they will crack out of their shells whole. Just tap the end of the shell with a hammer to break it open easily.
15. Boil clothespins in salt water before using them and they will last longer.
16. Clean brass, copper and pewter with paste made of salt and vinegar, thickened with flour
17. Add a little salt to the water, your cut flowers will stand in for a longer life.
18. Pour a mound of salt on an ink spot on your carpet; let the salt soak up the stain.
19. Clean your iron by rubbing some salt on the damp cloth on the ironing surface.
20. Adding a little salt to the water when cooking foods in a double boiler will make the food cook faster.
21. Use a mixture of salt and lemon juice to clean piano keys.
22. To fill plaster holes in your walls, use equal parts of salt and starch, with just enough water, to make a stiff putty.
23. Rinse a sore eye with a little salt water.
24. Mildly salted water makes an effective mouthwash. Use it hot for a sore throat gargle.
25. Dry salt sprinkled on your toothbrush makes a good tooth polisher.
26. Use salt for killing weeds in your lawn.
27. Eliminate excess suds with a sprinkle of salt.
28. A dash of salt in warm milk makes a more relaxing beverage.
29. Before using new glasses, soak them in warm salty water for a while.
30. A dash of salt enhances the taste of tea.
31. Salt improves the taste of cooking apples.
32. Soak your clothes line in salt water to prevent your clothes from freezing to the line; likewise, use salt in your final rinse to prevent the clothes from freezing.
33. Rub any wicker furniture you may have with salt water to prevent yellowing.
34. Freshen sponges by soaking them in salt water.
35. Add raw potatoes to stews and soups that are too salty.
36. Soak enamel pans in salt water overnight and boil salt water in them next day to remove burned-on stains.
37. Clean your greens in salt water for easier removal of dirt.
38. Gelatin sets more quickly when a dash of salt is added.
39. Fruits put in mildly salted water after peeling will not discolour.
40. Fabric colours hold fast in salty water wash.
41. Milk stays fresh longer when a little salt is added.
42. Use equal parts of salt and soda for brushing your teeth.
43. Sprinkle salt in your oven before scrubbing clean.
44. Soak discoloured glass in a salt-and-vinegar solution to remove stains.
45. Clean greasy pans with a paper towel and salt.
46. Salty water boils faster when cooking eggs.
47. Add a pinch of salt to whipping cream to make it whip more quickly.
48. Sprinkle salt in milk-scorched pans to remove odour.
49. A dash of salt improves the taste of coffee..
50. Boil mismatched hose in salty water and they will come out matched.
51. Salt and soda will sweeten the odour of your refrigerator.
52. Cover wine-stained fabric with salt; rinse in cool water later.
53. Remove offensive odours from stove with salt and cinnamon.
54. A pinch of salt improves the flavour of cocoa.
55. To remove grease stains in clothing, mix one part salt to four parts alcohol.
56. Salt and lemon juice removes mildew.
57. Sprinkle salt between sidewalk bricks where you don’t want grass growing.
58. Polish your old kerosene lamp with salt for a better look.
59. Remove odours from sink drain pipes with a strong, hot solution of salt water.
60. If a pie bubbles over in your oven, put a handful of salt on top of the spilled juice. The mess won’t smell and will bake into a dry, light crust which will wipe off easily from the oven.

 

Never Felt Better

A happy  90-year-old man walked into the doctor’s office. He was all smiles and laughed with the nurses and staff, until they brought him into the doctor’s.
The doctor examined him and told him he should start eating better, because his health was not in that great a shape.
The old man is surprised, he said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?”
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, “I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, ‘bang, bang’ and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?”
The 90-year-old said, “I’d say somebody else killed that rabbit.”
The doctor smiled, “My point exactly.”
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The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another when you’re on the road.
8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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PHILOSOPHY OF MARRIAGE

When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You Wonder, what happened.

Philosophy of marriage:
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD…
Later, somehow don’t know why….
alphabets get reversed..

Secret formula for married couples…
“Love One Another”
And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word to the
the middle….

A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.
The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes:
– I want my husband to have eyes only for me
– I want to be the only one in his life
– I want that when he gets up in the morning I’m the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.”

The Genie turned THE LADY into a SAMSUNG GALAXY S5.

Very True!

 

A high-end mobile phone;

70% of the functions are useless.

 An expensive car;

70% of the speed is not needed.

 A luxurious villa;

70% of the space is not occupied.

 A whole wardrobe of clothes;

70% of it is not worn.

A whole life of earning;

70% is for other people to use.

So we must protect and make full use of our 30%.

Go for medical exam even if you are not sick;

Drink more water even if you are not thirsty;

Eat in moderation as everything else;

Let go even when you are faced with grave problems;

Give in even if you are in the right;

Be humble even though you are very powerful;

Be content even if you are not rich;

Regularly exercise even when you are very busy;

Find time for religion, it’s the balm for the soul.

LIFE IS SHORT;

SO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST. 

DON’T BE THE RICHEST MAN/WOMAN IN THE CEMETERY.

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Deathbed Instructions

Ramasamy is on his deathbed. He asked his nurse to be a witness to his will.
His wife, his daughter and two sons are at his bedside..all grieving😩😫…
“So”, he says to them:
“Lingam, I want you to take the houses in steven road ..”
“Saraswathy, take the apartments over in Bukit timah estate…”
“Jega, I want you to take the offices over in CBD Central….”
“Lulumali, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in tekka”..

The nurse is just so amazed and envy by all this, and as Ramasamy passes away, she says, “Mrs. Lulumali, your husband must have been such a hardworking and rich man to have accumulated all these wealth..for all of you…”

Lulumali replies,  “we do newspaper delivery  la!..

WO[O]MAN !?

An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can’t afford another woman.

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Cool message by a woman : Dear mother-in-law,
“don’t teach me how to handle my children, I’m living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.”
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A kid was beaten by his mom .
Dad came home and asked , What happened son?
Kid said : Can’t adjust with your wife anymore,I need my own.
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In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Bob’s wife.
Wife : Shoot him! Shoot him!
Santa : Yes, yes. I’m changing the battery in my camera..
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What is the difference between mother and wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Husband and wife are like 2 tires of a vehicle .
If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further.
Moral : Always keep a spare tire….
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Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches how to choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen.
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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life..!!
Why?
Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!